Messages Of God

Subject: Re: Would you be a good god? 
From: Ross Smith
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.composition

Warrick M. Locke wrote:
 >
 > Which reminds me -- I severely irritated my co-worker, as follows.
 >
 > God walked in the Garden with Adam and Eve, directly.
 >
 > He spoke in his own person to Abraham, Moses, and the patriarchs.
 >
 > When it came to the Christians, He didn't come Himself, but sent His
 > Son, which as all good feudalists know is almost as good.
 >
 > Mohammed only got a senior staffer, who announced that there 
 > would be no further prophets.
 >
 > And sure enough, Joseph Smith got a memo...
>
Presumably the next guy will just get a quick TXT at lunchtime...

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